A Rabbits life...

This is a story about me... my name is fluffy and im a CUTE, CUDDLY, rabbit that belongs to A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS *thats what i think* named eng siew...

But i get tortured by many people... tortured in ways too horrible to describe... it hurts so much... well, thats life for me... my life is terrible...

I get tortured most of the time.. and out of the many people there is 1 very EVIL, BAD, CRUEL, TORTUROUS Dark Lord!! his name is Yu Ming... apparently he doesnt like cute and adorable... so he tortures me just because im much more cuddlier and cuter than that horrible ABSOLUTELY HORRID HORRID excuse for a boy...

But yuou know... life might not be so bad after all, after reading "A rabbits life" journal and " Self Defence for Rabbits" i think i could very much well stand up for myself... and you know what? ITS PAYBACK TIME!!!!

HAIYA!!!!! fighting skill 78#...lifts up an object and smacks it into an opponent s face..

With his big FAT SIZE... he actually really put on quite a fight...its unfair to fight in such circumstances..

But knowing what i must do to protect my freedom and pride... i fight back with what little i got!!

But it always backfires... MOSTLY backfires... and it hurts to be crushed twice as much...my pride.... and my spleen....! OOOF....

But learning from the art of rabbits self defence... i learnt to hit the enemy where it is most vunerable and hurts the most even if it means being a cheater of playing unfair...
I guess this is the end for me...But alas, rabbits shall never prevail against humans... as what i have concluded, rabbits will never beat humans..Life certainly isnt fair to us rabbits... CURSE YOU HUMANS!! I WILL CURSE YOUR EXISTENCE FOREVER AND EVER!!


WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER~!!

FOR WE RABBITS HAVE THE POWER OF THE SWARM!!

WE MULTIPLY LIKE NO OTHER..!!

WATCH OUT DARK LORD!! MY BROTHERS WILL AVENGE ME!!



*dies*



Conclusion: Rabbits arent as strong as humans...
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HAHA me and yuming decided to do this pathetic drama... cuz we were too bored in school that we even did this... its kinda fun i will try doing this once more... poor rabbit...